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4.07sCANDY: Glenn, you fell asleep, so I took off. It's probably for the best.
3.47sI've never had sex before, and I probably wouldn't have been much good at it.
5.46s(SCREAMING) (ANNA LEE CRYING) That's it. That kid is out of here.
1.7sHey, there's another note.
3.3s"Glenn, this is your child. Next time wear a condom..."
1.87sOh, that's the note from earlier.
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2.63sI need a file cabinet.
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2.43sSo it's just not working out, me being a father.
3.87sAnd that's why I'm wondering if you and Lois would be willing to adopt the baby.
2.2sOh, boy, Quagmire. I don't know that we can do that.
2.37sWe can barely take care of the two we have.
3.05sNow, now, this is just a suggestion. Just throwing it out there.
2.2sHave you considered abortion?
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