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1.52sStewie, what are you doing here?
1.73sI thought you were going to Bobby Stalling's birthday party.
3.14sI hate that kid. And I hate children's birthday parties.
1.49sI sent Bitch Stewie in my place.
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2.37sWhat a great little party, Janet.
4.37sYou know, I've never seen Stewie come out of his shell so much.
4.3sOh, no. It's not on his tail. It's on his face. I've ruined it.
2.27sOh, no. Well, that's okay, though.
2.25sSomebody else will come along and get it right.
2.07sThanks for coming to my birthday party, Stewie.
1.7sI wouldn't have missed it for anything.
2.07sI've never been to a party before.
1.64sWant to watch me blow out the candles?
1.7sI would love to see that.
1.33sAnd gosh, Bobby,
2sI'd love to play with some of your birthday toys,
3.62sbut only after you've played with them and only if you say it's okay.
2.83sYou know, Stewie, I've got to say that clone of yours has come in pretty handy.
2.2sIt's a lifesaver, Brian, I'll tell you.
3.8sI don't suppose you'd consider making one of those for me, would you?
3.54s(LAUGHING) Maybe. What would you be willing to do for me?
1.47sWhat do you want?
4.7sTake your index finger and your thumb and lightly grip the base of your tail.