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2.2sLook, there's a note.
4.37s"Glenn, this is your child. Next time wear a condom, jerk."
1sOh, my God!
1.7sWait. Now, hang on, Quagmire.
1.83sThere's no guarantee it's your baby.
1.2sGiggity.
2.2sOh, I say that.
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1.97sWell, the DNA test results are back.
2.84sThis little girl is definitely your baby, Quagmire.
2.39sWhat am I supposed to do? I don't want a baby.
1.63sLook, somebody's got to take this kid off my hands.
1.3sI can't be a father.
1.67sWell, Glenn, you don't have a choice.
2.37sThis baby is your responsibility.
2.33sNow, I brought you a basket of things to get you started.
3.04sThere's baby clothes, some toys, and some books.
1sNow, if you have any questions,
1.34swe're right across the street.
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2.47sHey, what's going on?
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2.07sI'm not really sure what I'm supposed to do with you.