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1.3sHappy Birthmas.
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1.47s(STATIC ON RADIO)
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2.94sPeter, you've been fiddling with that ham radio for seven weeks.
1.38sTake a shower.
2.17sI can barely get any reception on this stupid thing.
4.94sSo far, the only station that comes in is some British guys reading news from places I'm not sure exist.
1.57sNEWSCASTER: Today, in Kuzikistan,
9.07sa peaceful demonstration turned to bloodshed as members of the Turzili tribe flooded Kenpao Square in remembrance of the third anniversary of the Holmsburg Massacre.
3.04sBut finally, some good news out of neighboring Kanduzi,
4.94sas locals there have reached an uneasy alliance with the bordering Trolika Bubsie Wubsie Dal.
2.7sAnd now with sports, here's Framptal Tromwibbler.
1.87sFRAMPTAL TROMWIBBLER: From the world of sport,
3.07sthe Contein Spinky Whompers flumped the Floing Boing Welfenclumpers,
2.14s70 fluff to 40 flabe.
2.54sAt the tone, the time will be 26 railroad.
2.67s(TONE SOUNDING) I'm not sure about any of that.
2.2sYou know, Dad, I saw that movie White Noise,
4.1sand they said you can use empty radio static to talk to dead people.