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1.07sWell, this thing is worthless.
1.03sLike my Palestinian alarm clock.
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1.4sCLOCK: Allahu Akbar!
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1.87sHey, Peter. What's up? Hey, Quagmire.
2.53sListen, I'm here to get my money back for that ham radio.
2.97sWhoa, whoa, slow down there, partner. All sales are final.
2.57sYeah, but you were Agamemnon with me during the sale.
1.44sWhat? I just saw that word somewhere.
1.3sI wanted to use it.
2.23sLook, Peter, why don't you just go home before you get hurt?
3.34sWell, I'm clearly not the only one who was dissatisfied with his purchase.
2.5sWhoever bought that baby from you obviously didn't want it.
2.07sA baby? I didn't sell a baby.
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2.2sLook, there's a note.
4.37s"Glenn, this is your child. Next time wear a condom, jerk."
1sOh, my God!
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