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1.37sYeah. He was a big kid.
2.07sAlmost split Lois in half coming out of her.
1.5sIt's true.
2.1sI never mention this because I don't want him to feel bad,
2.7sbut after he was born, they had to rearrange most of my organs.
2.3sOh, yeah, he dragged half of Lois right out with him.
2.4sYeah, the doctor said I'll be lucky if I live past 50,
3.54sbut Chris is healthy and I thank God for that.
3.15sAnyway, isn't this a beautiful little girl?
1.6sYeah, but she kind of stinks.
2.23sWell, no wonder. She's pooped herself.
1.8sEw! It's new car smell.
1.37sWhat?
1.93sThat's what a new car smells like. It's disgusting.
1.7sWhere are you buying your cars, Quagmire?
2.07sI buy them online at poopcars.com.
1.27sOkay, well, I think I just solved the mystery.
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3.14sOh, there you are, Brian. All right, you ready to meet your clone?
3.04sAm I ever. I've got a to-do list three pages long for him.
3.5sOkay. Now, I want to qualify this by reminding you that as with my clone,
1.94sthe intelligence level is reduced a bit.
1.6sThat's good. We don't want him thinking too much.
3.57sYeah, well, I might have dialed yours back a little more than I ought to have.