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1.75sHey, Brian, knock-knock.
1.03sWho's there?
1.44s(FARTING)
1.43s(LAUGHING)
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2.49sWhoa! I hope that doesn't happen to me.
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3.14sHe took my dry cleaning and I have no idea what he did with the ticket.
1.9sYeah, this was not a fruitful endeavor.
1.94sYou don't see my ATM card in there, do you?
1.8sNo. Do you want me to dig around and see if...
1.4sNo, fuck it. It's fine.
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1.3s(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
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1.17sThis'll be great, Quagmire.
3.6sA nudie bar is the perfect way to celebrate your first night without a baby.
2.8sYeah, Peter. This is great. I feel like myself again.
2.27sI'll tell you, my life was so dominated by that baby.
1.53sI'm glad she's gone.
2.27sYeah. You know, sometimes you just got to make a decision and go with it.
1.37sLike when I decided to try that radical penis enlargement.
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0.97sPeter, I don't think...
1.03sBrian, your objections are duly noted.
1.03sNow, hit the gas.
1.13s(TIRES SQUEALING)
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2.07sYou know that would never work again in a million years.
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