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2.64sHey, Quagmire, guess who I'm talking to right now?
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0.97sYup.
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1.84sBrian, will you take me down to babyGap?
1.77sI want to dress like a small douche.
1.4sNo. Maybe tomorrow or Tuesday.
1.4sBut you said you'd do it today.
1.42sI'm kind of tired.
2.48sFor God's sake. Cancel my Tuesday appointments.
2.87sSure thing, Stewie. You want me to move it to another day?
1sNo, no. Just cancel it.
1.23sOkay, will do.
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1.6s- Who the hell was that?
- Hmm?
1.58sThere was another Stewie right there.
1.97sOh, yeah. Well, you know, I've been so damn busy lately,
6.96smy schedule's been so packed, I felt like I needed some kind of an errand boy to do all my nitpicky, pain-in-the-ass stuff, so I cloned myself.
1.9sYou... You cloned yourself?
1.17sWhat, are you deaf? What...
1.53sSo he's an exact copy of you?
1.4sWell, not exact.
2.5sI have to remain superior, so I bred out some of the intelligence,
1.73smade him sort of a simpleton, you know?
3.8sI call him Bitch Stewie. Would you like to meet him?
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1.7sWould you like to meet Bitch Stewie?
1.93sYeah. I guess.
2.77sBitch Stewie, come here and meet my friend, Brian.