Use the timeline below to select up to 20 seconds to watch or share.
2.23sLook, Peter, why don't you just go home before you get hurt?
3.34sWell, I'm clearly not the only one who was dissatisfied with his purchase.
2.5sWhoever bought that baby from you obviously didn't want it.
2.07sA baby? I didn't sell a baby.
0.59s
2.17s
2.2sLook, there's a note.
4.37s"Glenn, this is your child. Next time wear a condom, jerk."
1sOh, my God!
1.7sWait. Now, hang on, Quagmire.
1.83sThere's no guarantee it's your baby.
1.2sGiggity.
2.2sOh, I say that.
0.61s
2s
2.42s
2.98s
1.97sWell, the DNA test results are back.
2.84sThis little girl is definitely your baby, Quagmire.
2.39sWhat am I supposed to do? I don't want a baby.
1.63sLook, somebody's got to take this kid off my hands.
1.3sI can't be a father.
1.67sWell, Glenn, you don't have a choice.