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1.02sYou have a baby?
1.2sYeah, it's a long story.
2.3sDamn kid's kept me up every night for two weeks.
2.64sNow, where were we? Giggity Giggity...
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4.07sCANDY: Glenn, you fell asleep, so I took off. It's probably for the best.
3.47sI've never had sex before, and I probably wouldn't have been much good at it.
5.46s(SCREAMING) (ANNA LEE CRYING) That's it. That kid is out of here.
1.7sHey, there's another note.
3.3s"Glenn, this is your child. Next time wear a condom..."
1.87sOh, that's the note from earlier.
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2.63sI need a file cabinet.
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2.43sSo it's just not working out, me being a father.
3.87sAnd that's why I'm wondering if you and Lois would be willing to adopt the baby.