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3.73sWell, one activity you might enjoy is not asking questions.
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3.27sBut man's inquisitive nature is what separates us from the animals.
1.9sAnd why must we be separated, damn it?
2.7sThink what Shakespeare might've accomplished if he'd had the eyes of an eagle...
2.26sor could spray stink on his critics!
3.53sNow, who’d like some turkey? ts a lovely nerd-
2.3sUh- I mean "bird."
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2.66sWait a minute now! Guess what.
2.76sI'm dying- with the basting...
4.16sand the Butterballing, and the chestnut stuffing in my puplkl
2.49sGobble-gobble-gobble! Death.
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3.94sHomie, something very creepy is going on here.
2.33sYou mean, they're gonna try to sell us time-shares?
3.27s- I think I'm going to do a little sleuthing. - Bring back some ice.
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1.66s"House of Pain."
3.37sThis must be where you pay the bill.
2.94sWhy am I always so funny when no one's around?
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