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2.03sAnd guess what, I smuggled a whole bunch of fireworks
0.97sback in my anus.
2.2sQuagmire, fireworks aren't illegal here.
2.09sYou could have just put them in your car and driven them up here.
1.37sOh, yeah, that's just as fun.
5.37sAll right, Meg, you be David Koresh, and I'll be a heavy-handed FBI agent. Go!
4.03sHey, you, you're a crazy person, come out of there, you!
1.09sQuagmire, check it out.
2.47sI took 10 M-80s and stuck them all together.
4.3sI call it Peter Griffin's bunker-busting, mega-ultra super...
2.53sOh, my God! You blew off all your fingers.
2.09sWhat happened? Oh, my God!
2.8sYou know, no huge hurry, but I'm sort of out ofjuice over here.
2.66s- There's one of Dad's fingers.
- We have to hurry.
1.99sI learned in biology, if you get them back soon enough,