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3.13sYeah, I'm looking forward to this week. Freaking swelled foot all week.
0.97sYou know, we should...
1.63sYou should probably go ahead and shut that off.
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1.49s(DOORBELL DINGS)
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2.73sANell, hey, Quagmire. How was Florida?
0h, it was great.
2.03sAnd guess what, I smuggled a whole bunch of fireworks
0.97sback in my anus.
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2.2sQuagmire, fireworks aren't illegal here.
2.09sYou could have just put them in your car and driven them up here.
1.37sOh, yeah, that's just as fun.
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5.37sAll right, Meg, you be David Koresh, and I'll be a heavy-handed FBI agent. Go!
1.16s(SCREAMING)
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4.03sHey, you, you're a crazy person, come out of there, you!
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1.09sQuagmire, check it out.
2.47sI took 10 M-80s and stuck them all together.
4.3sI call it Peter Griffin's bunker-busting, mega-ultra super...
1.09s(SCREAMING)
1.33sHoly crap!
1.49s(ALL SCREAMING)
2.53sOh, my God! You blew off all your fingers.