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2.26sIt's like she's fucking five.
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2.23sThanks for hanging out with my friends, Brian.
2.43sHey, come on, we're a legitimate couple, right?
1.47sI should be able to talk with your friends.
3.73sSo, then the valet pulls up. and I'm all, "That is so not my car."
2.03sbut then it totally was.
2.49s- That's happened to me.
- Me, too.
1.4sCars go fast.
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1.76sOh, God, yeah,
2.23sI'll tell you, ifl had a nickel for every time that happened.
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1.8s- Yeah?
- What?
2.76sWhat if you had a nickel for every time that happened?
2.73s- No, nothing, it's just an expression.
- A what?
3.16sWell, I was just saying, I do my share of dopey stuff, like...
1.02sOh, this...
2.09sThis one time I attended a speaker's colloquium
1.23son federal judgeships,
4.99sand without realizing it, I kept calling William Rehnquist "William Rinequist."
1.73s(LAUGHING) God! I mean...
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