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2.99sAnd truthishly, we should just accept that.
0.99sOkay, good night, everyone.
1.56sOh, say, Jillian, before you go,
3.23sI forget, do you know what the capital of this state is?
1.47sRhode Island City?
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2.26sIt's like she's fucking five.
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2.23sThanks for hanging out with my friends, Brian.
2.43sHey, come on, we're a legitimate couple, right?
1.47sI should be able to talk with your friends.
3.73sSo, then the valet pulls up. and I'm all, "That is so not my car."
2.03sbut then it totally was.
2.49s- That's happened to me.
- Me, too.
1.4sCars go fast.
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1.76sOh, God, yeah,
2.23sI'll tell you, ifl had a nickel for every time that happened.
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1.8s- Yeah?
- What?
2.76sWhat if you had a nickel for every time that happened?