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2.4sYou two meet at a Mensa meeting?
1.7sNo, at a Quiznos.
3.2sWe both ordered the Turkey Ranch and Swiss, no onions.
1.33sCan you believe that?
3.23sNo. Wow! What are the odds?
3.06sWell, hey, what are the odds of finding true love anywhere in the world,
1.19ssays this observer.
2.4sHey, you want to know something cool?
3.96sI threw up a lot in high school, so I don't get my period anymore.
3.06sWow, this is the one you have been waiting for, huh, Brian?
1.66s(CHORTLING)
3.73sAre you serious? Are you serious, Brian?
1.23sYou know what, Lois, don't judge,
2.3sbecause you don't know what two people are like when they are alone.
2.4sCome on, let's go out dancing.
2.7sI don't know. I'm feeling kind of cozy tonight, kind of mellow.
2.63sI just really want to go dance.
2.73sThere it is again, what is that?
5.25s
3.13sSo, Jillian, what are your views regarding Homeland Security?
2.53sDo you think we should support what the President is doing?