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1.49sI invited her for dinner?
2.43sYes, you did. You wanted her to meet the family.
2.99sNow, come here, Brian. Come sit by your friend Stewie.
2.37sAnd then think about this,
5.34shave you ever seen the sun and the moon in the same place at the same time?
3.09sundefinedThey're the same person. " know, right?
1.37sYou're brilliant.
2.07sHey, Oogy!
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3.77sSo tell us, Oogy, where did you find this one, huh?
2.4sYou two meet at a Mensa meeting?
1.7sNo, at a Quiznos.
3.2sWe both ordered the Turkey Ranch and Swiss, no onions.
1.33sCan you believe that?
3.23sNo. Wow! What are the odds?
3.06sWell, hey, what are the odds of finding true love anywhere in the world,
1.19ssays this observer.
2.4sHey, you want to know something cool?
3.96sI threw up a lot in high school, so I don't get my period anymore.
3.06sWow, this is the one you have been waiting for, huh, Brian?
1.66s(CHORTLING)
3.73sAre you serious? Are you serious, Brian?
1.23sYou know what, Lois, don't judge,