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5.13sNow, who here likes a good story about a bridge?
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3.06sWhat the hell? Jillian, what are you doing here?
3.9sOh! Hi, Brian. It was so nice of you to invite your girlfriend over for dinner.
1.49sI invited her for dinner?
2.43sYes, you did. You wanted her to meet the family.
2.99sNow, come here, Brian. Come sit by your friend Stewie.
2.37sAnd then think about this,
5.34shave you ever seen the sun and the moon in the same place at the same time?
3.09sundefinedThey're the same person. " know, right?
1.37sYou're brilliant.
2.07sHey, Oogy!
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3.77sSo tell us, Oogy, where did you find this one, huh?
2.4sYou two meet at a Mensa meeting?
1.7sNo, at a Quiznos.
3.2sWe both ordered the Turkey Ranch and Swiss, no onions.
1.33sCan you believe that?
3.23sNo. Wow! What are the odds?
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