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3.24sWhoa! These are the tightest, penis-compressingest,
3.77ssperm-killingest, testicle-grippingest jeans I ever tried on!
3.1sBrian, Frank, meet Dakota and New Bedford.
1.8sHey, how's it hanging, Dakota?
1.33sWhat's up, New Bedford?
2.07sYou look like rappers, but you're not black,
2.23sso that's the perfect amount of danger.
1.73sOh, God. Hey, listen, you guys get to know each other.
2.37sLooks like my doorman let another gazelle in here.
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1.73sI'm sorry, but we've been over this before.
1.8sWe don't serve your kind here.
1.43sYou're gonna hear from my lawyer.
1.53sYeah, you know, I would welcome that.
3.84sI would welcome the opportunity to hear from a lawyer that represents a gazelle.
1.54sWhat's his name?
1.67sYeah, I don't have a lawyer.
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1.9sAnd I'll tell you something about Dean Martin.
4.14sHe was the only guy on a golf course who had a five-iron with a cork on the end of it.
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