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4.5sLois. I just had the weirdest dream that Lewis Black told jokes that were so funny,
2.34she had to shout them so everyone could hear.
3.07sPeter, you got to stay awake. The spelling bee's tomorrow!
1.6sBut, Lois, I'm scared.
2.6sThere's no way I can compete against those other kids.
5.07sIt's like trying to beat schpupel champion Fjurg Van Der Ploeg at a game of schpupel.
1.53s(CROWD CHEERING)
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1.27sSchpupel!
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2.77s(GROANING) Don't be sad, Peter.
1.77sThat's why they call it "schpupel."
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1.5sGod, we look like idiots.
3sHey, hey, that's more like it! Where'd you get the threads?
1.67sWe went to Barney's.
3.1sI heard that's where all the famous people shop for skinny-leg jeans.
3.24sWhoa! These are the tightest, penis-compressingest,
3.77ssperm-killingest, testicle-grippingest jeans I ever tried on!
3.1sBrian, Frank, meet Dakota and New Bedford.
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