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1.27sStewie, guess what.
3.37sFrank and I just closed a deal to buy the Quahog Cabana Club.
2.84sOh, wow, Brian, what else are you doing that's terrible and stupid?
1.27sJust wait. In a few weeks,
2.13sthat club will be the hottest spot in Quahog.
1.67sYou're deluding yourself.
3.34sYou're gonna fail faster than John Madden's wedding video business.
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1.8sMADDEN: Boom! There's your groom over here.
2.04sBoom! You got your bride right here.
2.44sA lot of people say that Stacy's no good,
6.17sand that she's slept with this guy, and done that guy and even did some hand work on this guy, but I'll tell you something,
2.7sthat experience is gonna work in her favor late in the game.
1.63sYou know who had a heck of a wedding? Brett Favre.
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1.57sGriffin, I've got good news.
2.17sA management-level position has become available,
2.94sand I've seen that you've been working very hard lately.
2.2sI am recommending you for a promotion.
1.63sWill I get to use the executive bathroom?
1.6sOf course.
3.04sHoly crap! You know, last week I ate a fortune cookie that said,
3.04s"Obvious lesbian will bring great news."
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