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1.6sBut, Lois, I'm scared.
2.6sThere's no way I can compete against those other kids.
5.07sIt's like trying to beat schpupel champion Fjurg Van Der Ploeg at a game of schpupel.
1.53s(CROWD CHEERING)
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1.27sSchpupel!
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2.77s(GROANING) Don't be sad, Peter.
1.77sThat's why they call it "schpupel."
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1.5sGod, we look like idiots.
3sHey, hey, that's more like it! Where'd you get the threads?
1.67sWe went to Barney's.
3.1sI heard that's where all the famous people shop for skinny-leg jeans.
3.24sWhoa! These are the tightest, penis-compressingest,
3.77ssperm-killingest, testicle-grippingest jeans I ever tried on!
3.1sBrian, Frank, meet Dakota and New Bedford.
1.8sHey, how's it hanging, Dakota?
1.33sWhat's up, New Bedford?
2.07sYou look like rappers, but you're not black,
2.23sso that's the perfect amount of danger.
1.73sOh, God. Hey, listen, you guys get to know each other.
2.37sLooks like my doorman let another gazelle in here.