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5.3s(GROANING) This is gonna be a bigger pain in the ass than getting into a last clap contest with Cleveland.
3.04sANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, the Quahog Men's Chorus.
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2.07sHey, hey, hey. Clap one more time,
2.5syou're not coming to my birthday.
1.3sWho did that? QUAGMIRE: Giggity.
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1.4sGood morning, class.
2sStarting today, we have a new student.
3.04sPeter, would you like to introduce yourself?
1.47sHi. My name's Peter Griffin.
3.97sI was actually in third grade a long time ago, but I never finished.
2.47sBack then, we had a teacher named Mrs. Wilson.
2.77sExcept we had this funny little nickname for her.
3.24sWe called her Mrs. "Killson" 'cause she had an abortion.
1.37sI know, I know, it's kind of silly,
1.8sbut we were, you know, we were just a bunch of kids.
1.83sI'm sorry, go ahead, Mrs...
2.8sWilson. Thank you, Peter.
2.77sWhy don't you sit over there, next to Omar?
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