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1.55sBut with this new video camera,
2.1swe can make our own entertainment.
1.63sNow, boys, we're gonna film the world's first,
2sand some would say, best murder mystery.
1.93sThe story of Cain and Abel.
4.02sDaddy, if Cain and Abel were Adam and Eve's only children,
2show did they make more babies?
3.24sDid they make babies with their mother or with each other?
2.5sYour mouth is hopin' for a soapin', boy.
3.07sNow stop asking silly questions and go kill your brother.
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2.07sAfter you prance across the goal line,
4.79syou hurl the other team's mascot to the ground and drive your cleats into his neck.
5.57s(CROWD CHEERING) You're going down, you potato-eating pansy.
2.23sHomer, are you sure we aren't crossing a line here?
3.54sI happen to know that the person inside that leprechaun suit is a single mother.