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3.72sLooks like all you're teaching is obnoxiousness and poor sportsmanship.
1.07sDon't forget showboating.
2.94sThat's the cornerstone of my pyramid of success.
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1.88sOoh! I forgot crotch grabbing.
2.1sThat'll be the sun.
1.02sMmm-hmm.
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3.75s(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) Grandpa, will you take me fishing?
1.42sSorry, Jimmy.
2.74sYour grandma and I are going to have old people sex.
2.07sThank you, Jammitin.
2.05s(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
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3.02sOh! There's nothing but filth on TV.
1.55sBut with this new video camera,
2.1swe can make our own entertainment.
1.63sNow, boys, we're gonna film the world's first,
2sand some would say, best murder mystery.
1.93sThe story of Cain and Abel.
4.02sDaddy, if Cain and Abel were Adam and Eve's only children,
2show did they make more babies?
3.24sDid they make babies with their mother or with each other?
2.5sYour mouth is hopin' for a soapin', boy.
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