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3.52sHe makes me look cool. And cool, I am not.
2.03sMay I upload your footage onto my website?
1.97sWell, sir, I don't believe we've ever met.
1.4sMy name is Jeff Albertson.
1.67sBut everyone calls me Comic Book Guy.
1.4sWell, I'll just call you "friend."
1.53sHere's your tape, friend.
1.4s(SENSUAL MUSIC PLAYING)
1.64s(LASER SHOTS FIRED) (GIRLS SCREAMING)
1.68sWhat should we click on next?
1.6sJIMBO: "Boxer shot by wife"?
1.42s"Beauty pageant diarrhea"?
0.98sKEARNEY: Here's a new one.
4.84s(ALL LAUGHING) Now to send this spaz around the world.
2.9s(LAUGHING IN FRENCH ACCENT)
11.71s(LAUGHING IN JAPANESE ACCENT) (LAUGHING IN BOTSWANAN ACCENT) (MIMICKING SEAL LAUGHTER) Stupid Internet. Whole world laughing at me.