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4.2sThis brand new $300 million stadium was completed just one short week ago.
2.17sAnd it's scheduled for demolition early next month.
2.27sAmerica's priorities are a joke. Now,
1.45shere's the kickoff.
3.7sWow. All these people are gonna see Dad's show.
1.92sOh, I paid $1,000 for this seat.
2.99sAnd I can't even see the game. Just poke through.
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0.97s(SLURPS) Hmm.
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3.82s(CROWD CHEERING) (GUNSHOT) ANNOUNCER: And that's the gun.
4.1sWe head into half-time with the thrilling score of 55 to 6.
1.73sBut don't stop watching in the second half.
1.3sPoints count double.
3.24sAnd now, the eagerly awaited Super Bowl Half-time Show.
3.99sSponsored by the new Ford pick-ups, Citibank, and Moe's Tavern.
1.03sHow could you afford this?
1.75sI hustled a lot of pool.
1.9sHey, you want to play?
4.4sI gotta warn ya. I ain't that good. (LAUGHS) All right.
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1.13sSucker.
2.82s(GRUNTS) Who's the sucker now? Huh?