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2.27s"I set my rainbow in the cloud.
5.2s"And it shall be a sign of the covenant between God and man." Thank you.
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6.87sAll over America today, viewers were outraged by the Super Bowl Half-time Show's blatant display of religion and decency.
5.47sYou try to raise your kids as secular humanists but these showbiz types keep shoving religion down our throats.
2.7sMommy, why wasn't I baptized?
1.94sYou see? You see?
2.67sI thought America was hungry for meaning.
4.2sI should've just sent a crocodile into space like I originally planned.
1.55sOh.
3.03sHomie, I think you did great. And to celebrate,
3.14sI made omelets from the eggs people threw at our house.
2.65sDig in, everybody.
2.84sOmelets for dinner? This is the best day of my life.
2.89sReally? Didn't you just sign a $90 million contract?