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7.37sI already do, if by "razzle" you mean piety and by "dazzle" you mean scriptural accuracy.
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1.03sWhat a tool.
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1.84sI am richer than you.
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1.97s(TRUMPETS PLAYING)
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2.1sLook out, Jonah. It's a whale.
1.38s(ROARING)
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3.54sJonah! Jonah! Jonah!
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1.52sYarr!
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3.67sThe only just solution is to cut the baby in half.
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3.14s(PIERCING FLESH) Wait a minute.
3.2sI've killed a baby. I'm a monster.
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3.3s(GROWLS) I can't take anymore.
3.02sNed, there's more to the Bible than blood and gore.
7.14sOh, I guess you'd rather see a film about a liberal European wizard school or the latest sexcapade of Miss Ashley Judd.