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2.37sKing David stole someone else's wife. Mary Magdalene was a hooker.
2.14sBart, how do you know these things?
1.38sIt's all in this book.
6.04s(BART LAUGHS) (GROANS) HOMER: Welcome to the Homer Simpson Showboating Academy.
3.09sToday we're working on poor sportsmanship.
3.55sFirst, I want you to hurl a ball at the nearest authority figure.
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1.87sNicely done.
2.69sOh, my God. It's my hero, Michelle Kwan.
0.67sYou remind me of a young Dorothy Hamill.
4.82s(GASPS) I didn't know you could talk.
3.17sLisa, could you pass the salad?
1.02sAnd it's James with the steal.
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1.23s(CREAKING)
1.37s(GLASS SHATTERS)
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3s(GROANS) Who wants to help me clear the table?