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1.77sEveryone sucks but me.
3.62sOh, yeah. Cheer for Tom. Give all your love to Tom.
4.89s(LAUGHS) I'm the worst thing to happen to sports since Fox.
2.77sMaster, you are truly a fool.
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2.4sHomer Simpson, we work for the commissioner of football.
1.52sAnd he wants to see you.
1.25sI want to see him, too.
1.9sMaybe he can tell me how to get this off.
2.94sIt soaked through to the other side.
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2.67sMAN: The commissioner's in here with all the owners.
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1.84sHomer, we think you're fabulous.
2.57sSince the players began your rowdy rump-shaking,
2.07sour ratings are up 62%.
2.9sPlus we're making millions in player fines,
4.09swhich I'm gonna use to bankroll a musical about the J. Geils Band.
1.73s(ALL CHEERING) RICH TEXAN: That's right, J. Geils.
1.22sHere's why we called you in.