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2.9sPlus we're making millions in player fines,
4.09swhich I'm gonna use to bankroll a musical about the J. Geils Band.
1.73s(ALL CHEERING) RICH TEXAN: That's right, J. Geils.
1.22sHere's why we called you in.
3.77sWe want you to produce this year's Super Bowl Half-time Show.
3.94sWow. At last, my pathetic little life has a meaning.
3.74s(CHUCKLES) You suckers, I would've done it for free.
1.2sFine. Do it for free.
2.44sDamn it. Well, I'll still do it.
2.74s(CHUCKLES) Suckers. I would've paid you.
1.63sFine. Pay us.
1.85sOh, damn it. Will you take a check?
1.42sNo. Damn it.
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1.43sMmm-hmm.
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2.33sANNOUNCER: The Super Bowl Half-time Show.
2.8sFrom its humble origins in Super Bowl I...
7.44s(TUBA PLAYING) ...to the marriage of Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man in Super Bowl XVI.
3.74sI now pronounce you Pac-Man and wife.