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2.27s"I set my rainbow in the cloud.
5.2s"And it shall be a sign of the covenant between God and man." Thank you.
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6.87sAll over America today, viewers were outraged by the Super Bowl Half-time Show's blatant display of religion and decency.
5.47sYou try to raise your kids as secular humanists but these showbiz types keep shoving religion down our throats.
2.7sMommy, why wasn't I baptized?
1.94sYou see? You see?
2.67sI thought America was hungry for meaning.
4.2sI should've just sent a crocodile into space like I originally planned.
1.55sOh.
3.03sHomie, I think you did great. And to celebrate,