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2.07sTonight, the Clipper and the stripper,
1.65sa Jones that's chipper,
2.27sand did Joe Torre shoot Flipper?
3.95sBut first, professional sports continues its downward march into the gutter.
3.65s(LAUGHS) This is either about me or steroids.
2.08sThanks to professional jerk-ass, Homer Simpson,
3.6sathletes are now taunting and boasting just to get on our highlight reel.
2.9sDisgusting. Now here's our highlight reel.
1.87s(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
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2.75sArt comes from pain. Your pain.
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2.19sBeware the wrath of Kwan.
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1.77sEveryone sucks but me.
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