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3.99sSponsored by the new Ford pick-ups, Citibank, and Moe's Tavern.
1.03sHow could you afford this?
1.75sI hustled a lot of pool.
1.9sHey, you want to play?
4.4sI gotta warn ya. I ain't that good. (LAUGHS) All right.
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1.13sSucker.
2.82s(GRUNTS) Who's the sucker now? Huh?
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3.55sTime for Homer's half-time show. Get ready, Frank.
3.19sFrank went to the men's room. I'm Joe.
4.34sHOMER: We now take you back through the ages to a time before TV,
3.27sbefore cowboys, before dinosaurs.
2.3sThe time of the Bible.
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3.32sThe children of God once lived according to their father's laws.
6.72sBut then a shadow of wickedness fell across the land as represented by this cloud of white pesticide.
7.06s(ALL COUGHING) But there was one righteous man, Noah.