3.52sHe makes me look cool. And cool, I am not.
2.03sMay I upload your footage onto my website?
1.97sWell, sir, I don't believe we've ever met.
1.4sMy name is Jeff Albertson.
1.67sBut everyone calls me Comic Book Guy.
1.4sWell, I'll just call you "friend."
1.53sHere's your tape, friend.
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