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2.7sMy workmanlike touchdowns never make the highlight reel.
2.05sBut if I add your shameless shenanigans,
1.83sI'll be on ESPN every night.
2.13sYou want to do my dance after you score?
2.7sDamn straight. And I'll buy any other dances you got, too.
2.69sWoo-hoo! (SCATTING)
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1.38s(SIGHS)
1.9s(SCATTING CONTINUES)
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2.89s"L" is for loser, which describes you, sir.
3.49sDon't try to stop me. Just enjoy the view, sir.
3.74s"The view, sir. Then show ass." Got it.
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2.94sHoney, I bet you're wondering why Daddy's not at work again.
1.6sThe answer may surprise you.
6.04sI have a new job choreographing end zone dances for a professional football player.
3.72sLooks like all you're teaching is obnoxiousness and poor sportsmanship.
1.07sDon't forget showboating.