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2.94sHoney, I bet you're wondering why Daddy's not at work again.
1.6sThe answer may surprise you.
6.04sI have a new job choreographing end zone dances for a professional football player.
3.72sLooks like all you're teaching is obnoxiousness and poor sportsmanship.
1.07sDon't forget showboating.
2.94sThat's the cornerstone of my pyramid of success.
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1.88sOoh! I forgot crotch grabbing.
2.1sThat'll be the sun.
1.02sMmm-hmm.
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3.75s(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) Grandpa, will you take me fishing?
1.42sSorry, Jimmy.
2.74sYour grandma and I are going to have old people sex.
2.07sThank you, Jammitin.