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2.05sI'm like Michael Moore, except I'm skinny,
2.22smy jeans are washed, and God loves me.
2.87s(SIGHS) I just wish I could find some way to spread my message.
1.87sHave you tried checking the oil filter?
1.17sAre you even listening to me?
2.82sSure. I'd be happy to tell you my problem.
3.74sI've got a venue the whole world will be watching and nothing to fill it with.
1.02sWait a minute.
2.1sYou've got a medium, and I've got a message.
2.05sMaybe God brought us together for a reason.
6.31sYeah. You help me and I, in turn, am helped by you.
1.23sANNOUNCER: And so, ladies and gentlemen,
4.5swe have come to the start of Super Bowl X-X-X-I-X.
4.2sThis brand new $300 million stadium was completed just one short week ago.