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2.47sThe fans love my dunks, but they hate my dancing.
6.01s(CROWD BOOING) I think I can fit you in. Let's see.
2.64sLenny, can I move you from Wednesday at noon to Sunday at 6:00?
2.67sHomer, you know that's when I play with neighborhood dogs.
1.25sAll right, all right. I'll work it out.
2.54sAw, you guys are what it's all about.
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3.82sReverend, thanks for turning the church into a "he-without-sineplex."
3.3sWhat the... Oh, I get it.
1.77s(PROJECTOR WHIRRING)
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1.73sBoys, I just talked to God.
3.3sHe's vacuuming heaven to get it ready for when dead people show up.
2.74sAnd he'd like you both to render a sacrifice.
3.99sI shall sacrifice my finest grains and livestock.
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4.52s(BUZZING) Behold, I have found favor with the Lord.
2.64sSo shall my knife find favor with thy belly.