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2.7sMommy, why wasn't I baptized?
1.94sYou see? You see?
2.67sI thought America was hungry for meaning.
4.2sI should've just sent a crocodile into space like I originally planned.
1.55sOh.
3.03sHomie, I think you did great. And to celebrate,
3.14sI made omelets from the eggs people threw at our house.
2.65sDig in, everybody.
2.84sOmelets for dinner? This is the best day of my life.
2.89sReally? Didn't you just sign a $90 million contract?
1.33sThat was a good day, too.
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2.95sHOMER: Welcome to the Homer Simpson Showboating Academy.
3.07sToday we're working on poor sportsmanship.
1.73sBut I like to stand for good sportsmanship.
1.8sQuiet, you. Yes, sir.
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