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3.52sHe makes me look cool. And cool, I am not.
2.03sMay I upload your footage onto my website?
1.97sWell, sir, I don't believe we've ever met.
1.4sMy name is Jeff Albertson.
1.67sBut everyone calls me Comic Book Guy.
1.4sWell, I'll just call you "friend."
1.53sHere's your tape, friend.
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1.4s(SENSUAL MUSIC PLAYING)
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1.64s(LASER SHOTS FIRED) (GIRLS SCREAMING)
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1.68sWhat should we click on next?
1.6sJIMBO: "Boxer shot by wife"?
1.42s"Beauty pageant diarrhea"?
0.98sKEARNEY: Here's a new one.
1.67s"Big-ass Baryshnikov."
1.25s(CLICKING)
1.67s(GRUNTING)
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4.84s(ALL LAUGHING) Now to send this spaz around the world.
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1.03s(CLICKING)
2.9s(LAUGHING IN FRENCH ACCENT)
11.71s(LAUGHING IN JAPANESE ACCENT) (LAUGHING IN BOTSWANAN ACCENT) (MIMICKING SEAL LAUGHTER) Stupid Internet. Whole world laughing at me.