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2.24sMy little girl's sharp as a tack.
4.14sI tried the "got your nose" bit on her, didn't fool her for a second.
2.95sMy uncle still has my nose.
2.23sHmm? Ohh, ohh, ohh!
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3.64sOh, what a-- ha, ha-- lousy hand. I'll stand.
1.92sI raise two G's.
0.53sI'm out.
1.27sFold-o-rama.
2.15s- Can we make this hand high-low?
- No.
3.8s- I fold.
- Krusty, are you in or are you out?
3.6sOh, man. I'm totally tapped. Would you consider taking my Rolex?
0.5sYou mean this one?
4.14sOh, yeah. Right. Just let me go to my car.
0.53s
1.94s
5.69sA weema-way A weema-way A weema-way A weema-way, A weem-- Don't do that.
3.27sHmm? Let's see, a sweater,
4.29sa custom floor mat-- the stereo!
2.79sTheft alert. Deploy air bag.
2.85sYaah!
2.83sBest hand of my life and I can't even--