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1.59sIt's Mom!
2.57sHey, how you been? Remember me?
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2.74sYou better get going.
2.13sIt was nice meeting you. Thanks for coming out.
5.79sBut I was hoping maybe we could do some stuff together, like go to the beach and junk.
4.27sLook, you're a sweet kid. But I'm not exactly father material.
4.34sI curse, I gamble, I pick fights with homeless people, I--
3.14sWhat's wrong with your eyes? You need a Claritin or something?
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2.05sOh, all right.
0.68sYou get one trip to the beach... with my assistant.
3sMmm.
2.74s- Okay, I'll take you. - Yea!
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2.8sDear Lord, bless this humble meal.
2.9sAnd did you hear about Krusty? Whoo, man!
3.24sI mean, I knew he was a player, but geez, a kid?
2.03sHomer, that's not a prayer. That's gossip.
2.7sFine. I'll just discuss heavenly matters.
2.97sSo how's Maude Flanders doing up there? She playin' the field?
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