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2.2sNo!
2.59sI just saved my baseball bit.
5.74s"Who-say-in's on first, Iya-toll-ya's on second and--" Aah!
2.18sStupid clown!
4.2sWhen I came to, she was gone, and the war had been over for eight months.
1.93sAnyway, how'd you finally find me?
2.97sAll Mom ever said was my father was some pathetic clown.
3.65sSo I typed "pathetic clown" into a search engine and your name popped right up.
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1.59sIt's Mom!
2.57sHey, how you been? Remember me?
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2.74sYou better get going.
2.13sIt was nice meeting you. Thanks for coming out.
5.79sBut I was hoping maybe we could do some stuff together, like go to the beach and junk.
4.27sLook, you're a sweet kid. But I'm not exactly father material.