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2.17s- Oh, come on, baby.
- No, not now!
1.83s- I'm supposed to assassinate Saddam!
- Wait a minute!
3.4sYou can't kill Saddam! He's half my act!
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3.45s- No, stop!
- No!
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2.2sNo!
2.59sI just saved my baseball bit.
5.74s"Who-say-in's on first, Iya-toll-ya's on second and--" Aah!
2.18sStupid clown!
4.2sWhen I came to, she was gone, and the war had been over for eight months.
1.93sAnyway, how'd you finally find me?
2.97sAll Mom ever said was my father was some pathetic clown.
3.65sSo I typed "pathetic clown" into a search engine and your name popped right up.
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1.59sIt's Mom!
2.57sHey, how you been? Remember me?