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1.67sName?
0.47sMy name is Sophie.
0.63sHey, good luck with that.
1.72sI'm your daughter.
3.65sWhat? I finally found my daddy.
3.27sOhh! I think I just "seltzered" myself.
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1.67sShut up, Updike!
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3.32sListen, honey, a lot of kids think of me as their daddy.
3.99sBut I'm just a simple TV legend. Here, have a key chain.
2.19sNo. I'm sure you're my father.
2.1sYou met my mom during the Gulf War.
0.5sOhh. Was your mother an Israeli flight attendant?
2.6sNo.
2.84sCokie Roberts? No, she was a soldier.
3.92sChestnut brown hair, kind of shy, 32 confirmed kills--
5.02sOh! Oh, boy. Now it's coming back to me.
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4.27sSaddam Hussein? They should call him "So-Damn-Insane!"
3.44sHey! You're just fanning the flames of hatred!
1.82sYeah, yeah, yeah.