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3.27sand this one to the... loins!
3.62sTolstoy... searing... brain--
3.57sWith my diet, you can eat all you want anytime you want.
3.87s- And you lose weight?
- Uh, you might. It's a free country.
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2.67sFinally, books for today's busy idiot.
1.8sNetwork Programming for Dummies.
2.77sChristianity for Dummies. Mo-- Moby Dick?
2.32s"Call me Ishmael, dummy."
1.85sHow did you write all these books?
4.82sDuh, I don't know. Me gotta go to bank now.
4.12sLook, Maggie, Christopher Walken's reading Goodnight Moon.
3.35s"Good night, room. Good night, moon.
3.1sGood night, cow jumping over the moon."
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5.52sPlease, children, scooch closer. Don't make me tell you again about the scooching.
3.57sYou in the red, chop-chop. Hmm.