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5.3sSo, Mr. King, what tale of horror and the macabre are you working on now?
2.04sOh, I don't feel like writing horror right now.
1.89sOh, that's too bad.
3.69sI'm working on a biography of Benjamin Franklin. He's a fascinating man.
4.47sHe discovered electricity and used it to torture small animals and green mountain men.
2.95sAnd that key he tied to the end of a kite?
3.47sIt opened the gates of hell!
2.42sWell, let me know when you get back to horror.
2.03sWill do.
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3.57sHey, with my Info Cram 6000,
4.75syou can absorb books instantly by attaching this electrode to the brainpan...
3.27sand this one to the... loins!
3.62sTolstoy... searing... brain--
3.57sWith my diet, you can eat all you want anytime you want.
3.87s- And you lose weight?
- Uh, you might. It's a free country.