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4.14sI have never seen such reckless disregard for a wife's well-being in my life.
2.64sYou just won yourselves a motorcycle! Whoo-hoo!
2.45sAnd life just gets more exciting.
3.67sMarge, can we trade? I don't trust these guys.
2.34sWe've gotta get home before someone sees us.
2.64sYou know, all this danger is kind of a turn--
1.5sOkay.
7.42sThen came the day that changes every couple forever: the day we got our elephant.
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1.88sHuh?
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2.1sWhoa-ho-ho-ho!
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4.3sWhile I wait for my family, I'll tell you about the time my baby shot my boss.
1.97sHey, that's great. But I gotta get goin'.
5.01sWhoa! There's a whole nother row of these bad boys! Keep talkin'.
2.07sIt's time for your surprise, Dad.